Wednesday, July 20, 2016

CASSE-TOI BRIGITTE by Peter Nolan Smith

Working at a nightclubs I met a lot of people; famous, infamous, and nobodies. Sometimes I had no idea who was who. One night at Hurrah I stopped a skinny bearded man from entering the club for free. His massive bodyguard steered me right.

"It's Mick Jagger."

"That's him." The rock star was with a blonde model. She knew who he was.

"My bad."

A year later at the Mudd Club Steve Mass called down from his apartment, as Meryl Streep approached the ropes. The quirky owner had seen the actress on his CCTV and shouted over the intercom, “Don’t let her in?”

“Why not?” The blonde actress had won an Oscar for KRAMER VS. KRAMER in 1979.

“Why? Because I hate THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT’S WOMAN.”

“Me too.” Especially her scene where she turns her head on the quai and I said to the Hollywood star, “Sorry, but you can’t come in.”

“Don’t you know who I am?” Her voice threatened me with contempt.

“Yes, but tonight’s not your night.” I didn’t have to explained why, for in the 1970s doormen ruled the night and that privilege followed me to Paris in 1982.

“Here you are not a doorman, but a physionomiste.” The manager of the Rex was a socialist. He wanted an eclectic crowd based on fun.

“No, problem, but I don’t know how to speak French.” Two years of grammar school French from a nun with a lisp had taught me how to ask, “Ou est le Bibliotechque?”

“Pas de problem,” Olivier shrugged with ease and said, “You only have to say two words. ‘Ouais’ or ‘Non.'”

“Okay” I had learned that trick at CBGBs, Hurrah, and Studio 54. “But I don’t know anyone in Paris. Not the famous people. Not the people who go to nightclubs.”

“Pas de problem.” His partner and he were tired of everyone getting in for free. “Make everyone pay and I don’t care if it’s Brigitte Bardot.”

“But how shall I treat them?”

“Comme le merde.”

“Like shit?” I didn’t think that I had heard him right.

“Exactement.”

“I’ll do my best.”

Treating Parisians like shit was a dream job for an American and I obeyed Olivier to a tee and favored my friends with glory. I built a new clientele of rockers, punks, models, gangsters, pop stars, and normal people for the basement club under the famed movie theater on the Grand Boulevard.

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I LOVE BRIGITTE: a collection of short stories by Peter Nolan Smith

The Cote d’Azur stretching along the Mediterranean from Ventimiglia to St. Tropez has been populated since before the Bronze Age, but the French actress Brigitte Bardot renewed interest in the Riviera with her debut appearance as a sultry teenager in the 1956 film ET DIEU…CREA LA FEMME.

That summer the blonde sensation adorned every magazine cover in the USA and her body screamed out French from movie posters.

I dreamed of Brigitte Bardot and St. Tropez for months.

I was four years old.

I still dream of her.

Sometimes in my sleep.

The White Wedding.

Some things never change.

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Thursday, July 14, 2016

AN EAR FOR THE MUSIC

AN EAR FOR THE MUSIC is a tale of hitchhiking from the winter of 1975. I was heading out to Santa Barbara to see a girl on my mind. The weather across the Great Plains was too brutal to attempt a crossing and I sought refuge in Miami Beach. At the Sea Breeze Hotel on Collins Avenue I met Old Bill, who was a blind piano tuner. He saw things better and worse than sighted people. After a month we drove from Florida to Texas, where he left me on the highway and headed north on a dirt road reading the bumps like Braille. I learned a little about love from him and a little is a lot when it comes to love.

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AN EAR FOR MUSIC by Peter Nolan Smith

A dawn of rain, drizzle, snow, and ice pellets greeted Boston on the first day of 1975. The weather on the second day of January was equally miserable, but by late morning the temperature had risen into the 40s and I walked from my Beacon Hill apartment to Chinatown.

The Mass Pike onramp was the good place to start a trip across America. The highway went in every direction, except east into the Atlantic.

Dropping my bag on a patch of dry pavement, I tucked my newly shorn hair under a watch cap and stuck out my thumb.

The silent majority was in their seventh year of ruling America. They hated the counter-culture, so getting rides was easier without long hair reminding the squares of LSD and anti-war demonstrations. In their mind we had been supporting revolution and the Viet Cong.

A hippie in a VW van stopped within two minutes.

Cary was headed to Ohio.

“I’m going to California.”

“Vacation?”

“Sort of.” I had saved almost a thousand dollars over the autumn.

“How you crossing the country?”

I thought I-90 to I-80.” The Interstates provided almost a straight line from Boston to San Francisco.

“My girlfriend told me Cleveland was freezing this morning and a blizzard was on the way.”

“That’s not good news.” Hitchhiking through snowstorms was not an option and I took out a map of the USA to plotted out a southern route to LA.

“Guess I’ll head south on I-95.”

“Sounds like a smart move.”

“More like the only move.”

The hippie dropped me at Sturbridge and I caught a long ride to Washington DC.

Earle was a sailor returning to duty in Newport VA. We listened to soul music and discussed race.

“I’m from Roxbury. People in Boston are just as racist as the crackers down South.”

I agreed, since I was employed as a substitute teacher at South Boston High School.

My hometown was on the verge of a race war and that school was the flashpoint for battles between black and white teens. I needed out, because I was a race traitor and hell had a special place for my kind in South Boston and even worse for people like Earle.

South of DC Earle said, “I’m turning east.”

The radio had warned of deep snow in Tennessee. “I’m heading south to Florida.” I-10 from Jacksonville was the warmest course across America. “You’re right about that, but better I leave you here. Them peckerwoods don’t like white and blacks together.”

“I understand. They don’t like it in Boston.”

“Good luck.”

"I'll need it. We aren't fighting the Cong no more, but there's always the Russkis."

Some things never change." My next lift went as far as Richmond.

Virginia was the Deep South, but rides came easy on the interstate. Truckers wanted company on the long stretches of highway and salesmen needed someone to keep them awake between cities. I hid my Boston accent with a broad drawl.

The Civil War was not forgotten south of the Potomac.

Twenty-two hours after leaving Boston I crossed from Georgia into Florida.

The palm trees swayed in the balmy breeze, as I drank a complimentary orange juice at the Welcome Center. I stuck my leather jacket in the canvas bag. A tee-shirt and jeans was a welcome change from heavy winter clothing. After finishing my OJ I stood on the highway with my thumb in the air.

A Chevy SS stopped on the shoulder. The big V8 throbbed with power. I jumped in the passenger side. “Name’s JJ. Where you going?” The longhaired redneck was wearing a Lynard Skynard shirt. The residue of reefer smoke mingled with fuel fumes. JJ was my kind of people.

“California.”

“What for?” He stomped on the gas.

“To see a girl.” I adjusted my glasses on my nose.

“Long way to see a girl.” JJ gripped the wheel with a stranglehold.

“I know.” Over three thousand miles from coast to coast and even more with my detour from winter. Diana was studying film at UC Santa Barbara. We had spent our Christmas holiday together. The blonde athlete was the kind of girl who slept around with men and women, but six days and nights in my cold-water apartment on Beacon Hill had calmed the wanderlust in her heart. When I had called to tell about my coming out west, Diana had said it was a good career move for a writer.

“LA’s west, not south.” JJ pointed to the right.

“There’s ice storms and snow in Iowa. The passes through the Rockies are snow-packed, plus I’m a little too white for LA.”

“You’re never too white.” JJ was a die-hard cracker.

“Yeah, I need color before I hit Hollywood.”

“If you mean sun, then the Sunshine State is the right place to pick up a tan.” He stuck in the Allman Brothers in his 8-track.

“Newcomers are easy to spot in Southern California.” They had no color.

“You lay out for five days in Miami Beach and you’ll be browner than George Hamilton and he’s the blackest white man I ever seen.” JJ wasn’t saying anything bad about the star of WHERE THE BOYS ARE, the ultimate Florida beach movie.

“I don’t know if I want to go that far.” The Hollywood playboy was darker than a leather coach.

“LA is like Miami. Only undertakers don’t have a tan.” The hippie cracker turned up the MIDNIGHT RIDER on the stereo.

“I have no intention of becoming a zombie in California.” Prescription sunglasses, a haircut, a convertible car, and a movie studio job would complete my metamorphosis from substitute teacher to screenwriter.

Fame and fortune were within my grasp.

“I’m going to write movies.”

“Does being a writer get you chicks? Because movie stars sure as hell get girls.” JJ shifted into a higher gear. We were rolling at 100.

“Maybe I will to.”

“I don’t know any writers getting girls. Most of them are fags like that Truman Capote.”

“Do you read?”

“Only Playboys and then I looked at the pictures.”

“Me too.” Bebe Buell had been a satanic goddess as the cover-girl for the November issue and I had scanned every inch of the centerfold more than a hundred times.

“Where you thinking of hitting the beach?” “I’ve already been to Fort Lauderdale. I had stayed across from the Elbow Room during Easter Break in 1971.”

“George Hamilton had hung out there in WHERE THE BOYS ARE.”

“Yeah, we thought that we would meet Yvette Mimieux.”

“Fat chance of a movie star hanging around that dump.”

“You got that right. My friends and I drank beer the entire week. None of us got a tan or kissed a blonde.”

“You should check out Miami Beach. Good town. Cheap hotels. Try the Sea Breeze.” Speed ate up the road paced by Dicky Betts’ blistering guitar on IN MEMORY OF ELIZABETH REED.

There wasn’t much to see from the highway at night. Florida was mostly swamp.

Around midnight he turned off the highway and stopped on an empty road.

“Goin’ see my baby too. You have a good trip.” The muscle car was aimed into the swamps.

“You too.” I got out of the car and the Chevy SS thundered away from the highway.

This exit was about 100 miles short of Miami. I didn’t like hitchhiking in the dark. After midnight drunk crackers got mean.

A golf course lay across the highway. I walked over to the row of scrubs at the 17th green. I had cash in my pocket. Thieves preyed on hitchhikers. I crouched behind the bushes. No one could see me from the road. I almost felt safe and lay down with my bag as a pillow. The Milky Way burst with more stars this far south and I counted a hundred galaxies before falling asleep.

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Miami Beach 60s

Miami Beach was paradise in the 1960s

Hotels lined the sandy strand

Food ranged from burgers.

Italian.

BBQ.

But tourists came for the sun.

Everyone dreamed of staying.

Land agents helped them find a place in te sun.

The locals called that land a swamp.

And there was a lot of it.

Even now.

But not Miami Beach.

In some ways it's still Paradise.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

THE REACH OF JOCKO by Peter Nolan Smith ( an excerpt from FROM BIAK TO MEDAN

Four years ago Michael Jackson was found dead in the bed of a rented mansion in LA.

Millions of Jocko's fans around the globe deposited flowers before US embassies and consulates to mourn the superstar's passing.

I was in Thailand.

I saw a Thai cop cry.

My younger friends in New York reported that on the night of his death club-goers danced to a cascade of Michael Jackson hits from the Motown years to his CDs of the 21st Century.

THRILLER was his Mount Everest and this hit-spawning monster sold over 100 million albums. Its epic success earned Michael Jackson worldwide recognition, although I never understood how deeply his influence had penetrated the masses, until I was crossing Sulawesi’s Lake Poso in 1992 in the middle of the night. Most of the passengers were Indonesian, although one German woman was traveling on her own. Her name was Ulrike.

The long prau motored close to the shore of the 1500-meter high lake.

Around midnight rising winds forced a stop at a remote village. The hamlet had no electricity. The locals cooked food by fire. They lived in wooden shacks, A young boy strummed Indonesian love songs on his guitar.

Somehow my conversation with Ulrike turned to Michael Jackson.

“I danced to Michael at many nightclubs.” The DJs at Studio 54, the Bains-Douches, and Mudd Club loved THRILLER.

“Michael Jackon is #1.” Ulrike was clearly a big fan.

“For dance music, yes, but you can’t play one of his songs around a campfire."

"What about BEN?"

"A song about a rat, no way."

A young boy picked up a guitar. He sat by the fire. His fingers plucked notes.

They came from BEN.

“Fire, Michael Jackson. Song.” Ulrike was keeping her argument simple.

"Okay. One song, but none of the others can be sung around this fire."

The young guitarist glared at me and played a slow version of BEAT IT.

We were halfway around the world from Neverland without a radio or TV. Jocko’s songs had reached these people on Lake Poso. His mother placed a log on the fire and the flames rose higher, as everyone gathered around the fire to sing the chorus.

We all knew the words.

I sang with Ulrike. We sang with everyone around the fire. The world was small. Michael Jackson was big.

"So?" asked Ulrike.

"I was wrong."

"And you were right to admit it."

Ulrike was right. The boy was right. I was right too, because it doesn't matter whether you're white or black.

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop.

Then, now, and forever.

From the North Pole to the South Pole.

BEAT IT

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Singapore To Bangkok By Train

In 1990 I bought a second-class ticket from Singapore to Bangkok with stops in Penang and Suranthani.

The old Pearl of the Orient was too clean for me. The Chinese president had ordered the police to fine people for chewing gum.

The city was quiet.

The Long Bar at Raffles was closed for renovation.

Gone were the 'girls' from Bugis Street.

I was ready for another country.

To the north was Malaysia.

The early-morning train departed Tanjong Pagar rail station. I bought roti and beer for the seven-hour trip to Georgetown.

The conductor called for the passengers to board and we left the station several minutes behind schedule. Several westerners complained about the delay, but the engineer made up time through the Woodlands and the train crossed the narrow straits into Malaysia.

We passed through immigration without difficulty and reboarded the train for the northbound journey.

The train stopped at Senai, then continued through the ricefields into the jungles of Segamat past the peninsula's mountains to arrive at the Malaysian capitol of Kuala Lumpur.

The Central Train Station had been designed AC Norman and and the "Neo-Moorish/Mughal/Indo-Saracenic/Neo-Saracenic" had been completed in 1897. The train was stopping for a few minutes. The platform was slightly crowded with passengers, mostly for local destinations.

I ran across the tiles to a store and bought two cold cans of Tiger Beer.

The day was getting warm.

I bought another beer at Kluang.

Around noon the train passed through Taiping. THe hill station was reportedly the wettest region of the Peninsular, but the monsoon was months away and we traveled under sunny skies.

A Muslim man sat on the train. I put away my beer. Admad spoke of the Koran.

"Everything known is written in the holy words of Allah. It gives all answers."

Having spent the last six months in Indonesia, I did not challenge his statements.

Strict Muslims have no use for atheists.

Neither do Christians.

The Sultan Abdul Halim Ferry Terminal was a short distance from the train station. The trip across the narrow channel lasted twenty minutes. Penang was a beautiful city with ecletic melange of architecture.

British Empire buildings.

Chinese godowns.

Malyasian mosques.

Hindu temples.

Beaches.

Jungles.

And funny hotels.

I stayed a few days extra.

Sara and I had a good time.

But she was heading south and was going south.

We said good-bye at the train station.

The train left on time. Sara waved good-bye. I sat by the window and watched the world got by.

Past Gunung Jerai

Through rice fields.

To Pasang Besar and the Thai border.

Another westerner was heading Thailand

He pointed to a sign proclaiming death for possession of drugs.

"The Thai are serious about drugs."

"So am I."

We spoke on the train. He was traveling with a western world. She was just a friend.

Michael lived in Pattaya.

Maria made a face.

Women didn't approve of that city.

"Come see me some time. It's the last Babylon."

"I've heard of it."

Everyone had heard of Pattaya.

No place on the planet offered such wickedness.

I got off the train at Suranthani

A ferry ran over tourists to Koh Samui.

The day was beautiful.

The weather was warm.

The beer was cold.

The sea at the beach was as clear as gin.

I rode a bike on the bike.

Vee worked a bar.

I was almost sad to go.

The night train left a little before sunset.

The 2nd Class sleeper was clean.

The food in the dining car offered a special menu for Thais. We drank Mekong whiskey with soda water and ice. The windows were open to the wind.

I slept good.

The cleaning crew woke the passengers before dawn.

Bangkok was less an hour away.

I held off on breakfast and watched the scenery.

Rice paddies stretched to the horizon.

Steel tracks split, as the train neared the station.

The engine lurched to a halt.

I checked my seat.

Everythng was in my bag or on my person.

I tipped the cleaner fifty baht.

The price of a big beer.

Hua Lamphong wasn't busy.

Almost everyone was Thai.

This was not the West.

None of the trip had been and I would expect anything else.

It was good to be in the Orient.

It was the other side of the world.